Making Good Use of Time

Our dear friend Fast Eddie has obviously been doing a great deal with his life since moving from Ohio to Las Vegas, Nevada. Here's the Myspace post he just sent all of his adoring friends.

From:	eddie
Date:	Sep 3, 2007 5:02 PM
Subject:	victory is mine!
Body:	it might have taken me a little over 20 years, but at the ripe age of 29.. i have finally defeated super mario bros! the picture of this triumphant day is located in my photos. i would like to thank aaron cash for his wisdom in world 8-2 and kris (mr. in and out) blausey for his magic in world 8-4.

Thanks Eddie. Get a Job.