Thursday, December 14

Top Ten Things I Learned in 2006...


As another crappy year draws to a close, out come all of our "top 10's, 5's and 8's"...
here are the top ten things I learned in 2006:

1) Never let Sam Craighead watch your cat.
2) The worst way to end a relationship is on myspace.
3) No matter what Chris Lutsko says,looking at pornography is not a hobby.
4) Like Obi Wan Kenobi and my ex-girlfriends suggest .... truth is a point of view.
5) The jury is still out on the evil skeletor vs. mumra the everliving
6) I should no longer use the n word. Thanks jesse jackson and kramer i forgot.
7) If you try, you can wake up early in the morning.It takes planning though.
8) No matter how bored and lonely you get, when you have loyal freinds and/or a message board , you'll always havepeople to complain about being lonely to.
9) I am not even close to being a grown up and i don't really ever want to be.
10) this thing (life_), though it may seem like it sometimes, is not one giant joke on me.


what did you learn this year?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

#2 is my favorite. this is both a comment on your post and a reply to your question.

December 15, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger Phil G said...

thanks anonymous!

December 15, 2006 4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Equally. Myspace is also the worst way to start a relationship.

December 22, 2006 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

myspace is also the worst place to cheat on your lover

December 24, 2006 7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after reading, i think i'm going to quit myspace again.

and then, three days later i'll be like: 'don't call it a comeback.'

December 26, 2006 2:36 AM  

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