Happy Halloween!

Trick or treat!

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The Sleepover Party

Remember when you were in elementary school and every once in a while one of your friends would have a sleepover party and it would be the thing you looked forward to for the whole week. I'm having an impromptu one of those, but with a catch. It's completely by myself. I made myself falafel and talked to my dad about showing that Daniel Johnston movie to his movie group in his psychiatric hospital (read: prison). I am watching American Beauty and funny youtube videos and contemplating doing situps. Fortunately, this is one of those sleepover parties where someone of the opposite sex might come over temporarily and eat ice cream with me. The reality is I am resting after a rough day of getting the living crap beaten out of me by my customers. Bah. I'm glad I'm not in withdrawal today. I am also now taking suggestions for costumes.

Starving Indonesian Children are Paying For My House (My House)

(awesome handclaps)
(awesome handclaps)
(awesome handclaps)

Dwelling and Anger Management

You know those mornings you wake up and realize you might have the best day ahead of you but then you get sidetracked paying bills and realizing that everyone is a stupid two faced liar including your parents who stole your egg roll yesterday night and the only half way decent show worth seeing this weekend (or that you can see anyways) is fucking Tilly and the Wall when last week you got to see The Evens. Its one of those days. Yeah and the weather sucks and its probably going to get worse. Thank you pig fuckers for ruining my life.