Ignore your Boredom.

Along with the five thousand other mistakes I made this week, I had the audacity to attempt eating ice cream. Not smart.

Why?

I AM lactose intolerant. Drug addiction did not help these matters in the past... and recently, I have been digesting actual food. However, I got way ahead of myself. My confidence was three steps ahead of my stomach, and thank goodness- one step away from the bathroom.

Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert, The Cleveland Cavaliers and perhaps most importantly, a newfound old friend have made my week nearly perfect. When I'm honest with myself, I realize that those five thousand mistakes were mostly latte related. It's good not to feel repulsive.